NorCal Bro-Hoe
almost the same as the regular socal bro-hoe, but from northern california (mostly found in chico, but there are some in places like sacramento, fairfield, vacaville, brentwood, fresno, modesto, stockton, etc). bros and bro-hoes from norcal definitely don’t hate on the life of a bro in socal, but they are inspired by it.
-like the bro-hoe from socal, she shops at stores like no fear, tilly’s, and zumiez.
-she wears brands such as metal mulisha, famous stars and straps, infamous, tapout, fox, skin, hustler, and mostly norcal clothing brand.
-she may have a bandanna or a few, and will be seen wearing one tied around her head.
-normally she has piercings and tattoos.
-she might wear gauges, at least size 4.
-she almost always is wearing makeup, and her hair looks good too (also, usually blonde or black).
-she loves nautical stars.
-also, like socal bro-hoes she loves partying, drinking, smoking weed, chilling with friends, etc.
-of course, she loves lifted trucks, and cars with great sound systems.
-she doesn’t say dgaf as often bros and bro-hoes in socal, but she lives as if it were her motto.
-either she’s single, or she has a bro boyfriend.
-her personality is funny, smart, sweet, and very confident.
a true norcal bro-hoe knows that all the best parties are in chico!!!
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