Norriscism


a religion started in late 2005 after chuck norris had become an internet fad. the religion is based around worshiping chuck’s amazing roundhouse kicks to the face and everyday prayer(watching “walker texas ranger”).
sterling va norriscism chapter.

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  • Nosepuff

    the process of expelling a brief burst of air out of one’s nostrils to signify mild amus-m-nt. usually performed when reading online forums or comments. “i would say i lol’d, but in reality it was a nosepuff. here, have an upvote anyway.”

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