North Ridgeville
a city in northeast ohio that has a population of 25,000+ people. unlike the rumors most people in north ridgeville are not rednecks. north ridgeville is in lorain county.
“north ridgeville is home of the corn festival ”
home of the cornfest!!!! the only town that will have the police pull you over because they thought you stole corn. got to love it! if they also have a parade going on the tractors are pulling everything.
when you see a man in bibs on the street with his nipples pierced eating corn on the cob…..you know it is cornfest time! north ridgeville is the place to be!
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