north woods nimrod


renown cannibal and resident of the wilderness of green bay, wisconsin. long time pals with a slender man and rumor has it he has had babies with 8 different species. huge packer backer but hasn’t been seen in decades. some say he’s just a legend, others say the man is brett favre.
“during the winter of 2009 the green bay city council issued a mandatory curfew after the north woods nimrod took a lunch break to the local elementary school.”

green bay, wisconsin
packer backer
brett favre
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