Northern New Jersey


home to the two most contrasting areas of nj. bergen county is rich as h-ll and hudson county is poor as h-ll (except hoboken).
jersey city kid: $1?!?! that’s way too much for a water bottle! d-mn, i get that sh-t free at home.
hoboken kid: $7 for my caramel fudge whipped cream double espresso iced mochiatto starbucks latte? h-ll yeah! this sh-t is cheap as h-ll!
the richest area in new jersey. richest county is bergen (15 min from nyc). has upper-middle cl-ss residents. it isnt unusual for a home to sell for millions of dollars. richest town in bergen county is alpine.
alabama hick: i wish i had an ipod.
northern new jersey person: i already have 4. besides my dad can buy apple if he wanted to.

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