Not Normal


a word to describe the prices of iphones when they are first launched.

for example, the first iphone ever created was sold in the u.s.a for us$500 (and that was for an 8gb model.)

but the first android phone sold in the u.s (the t-mobile g1) was only $179.
person 1: do you want to buy a new iphone 6???
person 2: how much is it?
person 1: $649!
person 2: that is not normal for a phone manufacturer to do that! -walks to the t-mobile store and buys a htc one m8 smartphone for $492

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