Notedict
notedict-someone who comments on everything that pops up in his news feed on facebook in order to get thousands of notifications and feel loved.
notediction-feeling the need to comment on something in order to receive notifications.
bob: “don was in every single thing in my news feed…”
bill: “yea what a notedict”
donny: “i commented on tom’s status to satisfy my notediction”
robert: “wow thats cool…”
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