over-ejaculation
an instance in which you haven’t jacked-off in a very long time, thus resulting in the shooting of a very large and creamy load, usually on the face or chest. over–j-c-l-t–n does not not exceed 11 fluid ounces. for a larger amount, see uber–j-c-l-t–n.
when my mom saw that my wall was covered s-m-n, i explained that it was the result of over–j-c-l-t–n, so she gave me a cookie.
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- obamanatic
o-ba-ma-nat-ic o-bah’-mah-nāt-ic promises of grandure, which are opposite to truth. a false promise of glorius things. my dad’s promise of getting a mustang for my 16th birthday ended up being obamanatic, i got a rust-bucket with 4 wheels and an 2-cylinder engine.
- objectosexual
someone who is s-xually attracted to inanimate objects, rather than live organisms such as other humans or -as sometimes occurs- animals or plants. woman: “i just saw a man humping a bench!” man: “don’t worry, he’s just an objectos-xual” woman: “ooooh, okay then.”
- shnelpo
a really bad restaurant. “we just went to a restaurant down the street the other day, their was a nose hair in my soup, that place is shnelpo!”
- shnozblaster
after having some kind of pleasure to your d-ck pulling out and c-mming in a girls nasal p-ssage. “man i totaly gave that chick a shnozblaster last night i was so gone”