any result from a transaction that was disappointing.
not getting what you wanted or expected from something.
what did you get for the beemer in the end?
nowhere near the asking then! (car on sale for £4500)
what was she like on the bl-wj-bs?
nowhere near the asking – about 6/10
i’m going nowhere near the asking on those glasto tickets i’d sooner watch it on telly!
an extremely kind and loving person who will always have your back. “wow that girl’s a real nurahn!” #nurahn
- back cracked
back cracking is to have rough s-x that disorients the person or gives them extreme pleasure. to have your back cracked is to have rough s-x. she had her back cracked last night and won’t be able to come to work today. ( she got some bomb d-ck that f-cked her up so good she […]
- bare goose
noun- a freshly shaved pubic area. -“what took you so long to get out of the shower?” -“i was getting a bare goose;)”
an acronym, pr-nounced “beery,” and standing for “but i haven’t read it yet.” – “now that everyone has a round tuit magnet on their fridge, how do i refer to this pile of books i bought with such great expectations but never seem to tackle?” – “that’s your bihriy stack — of each one you […]
- oklahoma steamer
a s-xual act of sh-tting on your partners chest then wrapping them in clingfilm so that they steam up. next you’ll need to find yourself a nice hill to roll them down (don’t forget to shout oklahoma!) this is a historical practice that originated from oklahoma in the early 1800’s. it was used as part […]