nowhere near the asking



any result from a transaction that was disappointing.

not getting what you wanted or expected from something.
what did you get for the beemer in the end?

£3 large
nowhere near the asking then! (car on sale for £4500)

what was she like on the bl-wj-bs?
nowhere near the asking – about 6/10
goose then!
yeah.

i’m going nowhere near the asking on those glasto tickets i’d sooner watch it on telly!

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