NPA


stands for naturally pimpin’ att-tude:
npa is a status given to people who perform a number of tasks.
-make money in any way possible
-always get the girl
-the person who always throws the party’s
-born to party
-a person who takes what they can and gives nothing back
ryan: “did you see mike last night? his part was wild!”
nate: “oh sh-t yo it was nuts, and he got all the girls”
ryan: “he definitely has that npa”
no p-ssy -ss sh-t
bro 1: yo man i’m not gonna drink much tonight i gotta test tomorrow morning
bro 2: stfu bro npas
meaning: “not paying attention”. often, people say they’re “afk” while they are actually still at the computer. the right term they should use is “npa”, because that is actually what they mean while saying “afk”.
person 1: “hi, how are you?”
person 1: “…?”
person 1: “are you there?”
person 2: “sorry, i was npa. i’m fine, how are you?”
the national pimp -ssociation.
the npa was started by superwoman and daddy. after that they recently added popcorn. after that they added gendi, and then later kangaroo.
gendi is the first to come up with the game of truth and truth, although it was started with superwoman. it is currently made up of four boys, and one girl, though the npa is considering adding lie-ziah. the board of t/t is composed of daddy, popcorn and superwoman. this all-american ‘group’ of friends have a lot of fun together. all boys go to one school, and all (one/two) girls go to a separate school from the boys with each other. there’s a bit of ‘scandalous’ questions asked about the npa, though they are a wholesome group of friendly kids, having fun and making a joke. this was started when superwoman became ‘biffles’ with daddy.

origin of names:
sw – superwoman – r.f decided male super heros we’re better and r.w was giving this name for being a rebel.
daddy – daddy ‘wh-r-‘ friez – daddy is originated when r. w met w.b and decided that he needed a nickname, he tried to type a drum role, and typed dadadadad.. which looks like dad, hence daddy. wh-r- is from him just not talking sometimes, and it is a joke. friez, is because for two weeks all he talked about was dollar fries from mcdonalds and ‘choco fraps’ from starbucks.
popcorn – s.a spilled six dollar popcorn all over the place and got b-tter on w.b2 (w.b is different)
gendi – gendi’s last name rearranged is gendi.
kangaroo – kang is his name… and it just worked.
optional: lie-zia…un known.

please note: sw named everyone but herself, popcorn named her sw.
t/t is fun, until we add matt f. then its just weird.

sw: lets get the npa together…
gendi: okay, let’s. movies, sat-rday. just us, pizza, t/t?
sw: sounds good.

there as hot as the members of the npa! omg. thats hot.
short for noted poker authority. used as a t-tleinternet celebrities in gaming, specifically poker, in place of an mba.

one such npa is ed miller, author of numerous poker books: 1) small stakes hold’em, 2) getting started in hold’em, 3) no limit hold’em: theory and practice.
ed miller, npa is the straight guy whose cult following can be found on the (in)famous forums at two plus two.
no p-ss-es allowed
the waves are gonna be double to triple overhead… 15-18 ft. npa rule is definitely in affect.
no p-ss-es allowed
the waves are gonna be double to triple overhead… 15-18 ft. npa rule is definitely in affect.

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