Nuclear Holocaust
-noun -pr-n. nook-lee-err hall-oh-cost
1. the time at which, during the earth and mankind’s evolution, when the planet is a radiated wasteland of sand and bleached bones. where once great cities stood, now stand only sh-lls of a once great civilization. where nothing survives save for resilient disease and bacteria, and the remnants of the species described as h-m–sapien, who took refuge in under-ground shelters before the bright flash of their collective peak of ingenuity and scientific curiosity engulfed them all.
2. mankind’s last chance to prove it’s worth before the innevitable end.
3. a time long after mankind’s nuclear arms have been spent.
4. a time when the only means of survival is a honed blade, and a clean rifle amongst the onslaught of cannibals, and radiated humans known as, zombies.
“but mr. president, surely you know the ramifications of this decision. evil begets evil. if we fire, so will they, and you and i both know the only possible outcome is annihilation. a nuclear holocaust.”
“just shut up and give the godd-mn order.”
“i’m sorry sir, i can’t, i…i won’t.”
“gen. cosgray, would you please shoot mr. williams.”
1 more definition
this is basically pleural version of tactical nuke. when there are multiple tactical nukes somewhere or most women in an entire area, club, city, town or state are pretty haggard, then it can be refered to as this.
my town is a nuclear holocaust.
did you see all the grenades at the club? it was a total nuclear holocaust tonight!
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