nugget cake
the nugget cake is a culinary behemoth, vaguely similar in appearance to a traditional birthday cake, but differing m-ssively in composition. it is made predominantly of chicken nuggets, being either legitimate or emulations of chicken mcnuggets from mcdonalds, coalesced by barbeque sauce mortar. other ingredients may include a pizza foundation, layers of bacon strips, layers of cheeseburgers, layers of macaroni and cheese, french fry candles, and a melted cheese membrane to contain the madness. not for the faint of heart, in all sense of the idiom.
dude 1: man, how about that nugget cake last night?
dude 2: dude, i could taste the cholesterol!
dude 3: you guys don’t even know. this morning i took a 12 pound sh-t.
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