numb sausage
a person, usuallly a man, cant get his p-n-s to stand up staight, making it difficult to insert in various orifices. ie. v-g-n-s, mouths, -sses, ears, pee-pee holes
wife-looks like u got a numb sausage
husband-dammit!
wife-well i’l get the poolboy
husband-ile join in the festivities
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