noun- a short fat woman who doesn’t have s-x, so she dresses like a penguin and beats the sh-t out of little kids.
mommy, the nun made me cry today.
a woman who has devoted her life to her religion. found in catholicism, buddhism, and i think islam.
my aunt is a catholic nun in colombia, south america, so don’t diss nuns. they are cool, and sell good cookies
a virgin and/or celibate woman.
i used to be a catholic priest. when i was ordained, i asked the cardinal, “now, what kind of woman did you say i could have s-x with?”. i was certain he said, “nun”. but, one day, when he walked in on me f-cking a nun, he kicked me out of the church — permanently!
a female catholic clergy, named after her form of s-x life.
when the priest was ordained, he asked the bishop, “what kind of woman can i have s-x with?”

the bishop said, “none”.

but, when the priest actually had s-x with a nun, the bishop excommunicated him!
magical women with the power of flight who majored in art history in college and enjoy discussing/displaying bawdy and ribald paintings.
that flying nun sure does love baroque art.
woman shaped like a plate of jelly, shes sweeps across the ground without a sound. many believe they have no legs, and are simply moving my electromagnetic forces. also great targets for mooning.
(kiss my -ss, nun-the-wiser!)> :d( – )
an annoying constantly complaining person who can get quite clingy and obsessive to people who have fluffy hair.

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