a “nunico” is an intelligent alien being on planet “nunicky”, 7 light-years from earth. first discovered in 2009, they’re known to consume vast quant-ties of clawless lobster, wine, and can be unabashedly affectionate in public.
“dad, what’s going on over there?”
“nunico! can’t you see there are people around?!”
- 11th man
a h-m–erotic s-x event in which one man throws a party for ten of his friends in hopes that they will s-xually abuse him. usually -ssociated with the liberal city of seattle, wa these events are often disguised as football parties so as to allow closeted members to partic-p-te. hosts wishing to advertise the affair […]
- d*ck gl*sses
setting: a hot chick wearing gl-sses. action: she is giving top and her gl-sses fall on your d-ck. conclusion: d-ck gl-sses guy: ahhh shiieet, don’t stop , oaaaahhh girl: i cant see, where did my gl-sses go guy: don’t worry they are on my d-ck, keep slobbin, (i knew i’d get d-ck gl-sses from her).
- getting busy with mr j*zzy
having s-x what were you doing last night dave? oh, you had a night in with your bird? getting busy with mr j-zzy?
- alan heath
(1). a microp-n-s (2). bad laugh (3). love for trucks (4). a h-m-s-xual (5). lack of knowledge (6). incompetent to normal logic “i would never have s-x with you, not with an alan heath” “your an alan heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad” “stop acting like an alan heath, think normal dude”
a shortened version of “you’re welcome”. joe: ty you: welxi