Nurkle
a person who learns by doing things wrong – even though they’ve been told both what not to do and how to do it right !
coach: “whatever you do, slow down before you hit the wall, otherwise you won’t make the turn !”
nurkle: (hits wall after continuing at same speed) “ouch !”
coach: “you nurkle ! try again, but slow down before you hit the wall this time !”
nurkle: (hits wall again) “ouuuuch !”
coach: “you nurkle !!!”
nurkle: (makes the turn having slowed down & has look of realisation on face) “aaaah ! now i get it !”
coach: “nurkle !”
someone who, usually from laziness, but occasionally out of the annoying and misguided desire to proliferate “the christmas spirit” leaves their christmas lights up all year. (this was a sniglet)
-n-l retentive man: marge, i am so frustrated by our neighbors’s carelessness . it’s the middle of february for pete’s sake! they are such nurkles!
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