Nut bunker


a cup (athletic) to protect a man’s privates from unnecessary trauma.
-holy sh-t mike, watch your low kicks. thank god i was wearing my nut bunker.

-these nut bunkers don’t protect sh-t, i had a bruise on my d-ck the other day.

-dude, why are you wearing my sweaty nut bunker as a face mask?!?

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