nut twister
when playing nut twister, you open ig, add all of your female followers on your close friends list. close your eyes and tap on a random profile. then, go on every photo and beat youe meat for 15 seconds. when you finaly bust a nut , dm that person saying that you busted while playing nut twister
-hey.. i have to tell u smthing. i failed nut twister while jerking off to your pictures..
-f-ck off weirdo.
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