OAP


accepted united kingdom shortened form of old age pensioner (oap) and used on official doc-ments in this form. this national agreed defination is also valid in wales and with a degree of miss-pr-nunication valid in scotland
i’m an oap but i can understand your site

wise old (over 65) year surfer
old age pensioner, someone regularly seen using a ‘zimmer frame’ and carrying a colostomy bag. possibly has an problem with an overactive thyroid gland.
person 1: my gran is going down the post office to get her pension
person 2: becuase shes an oap.. duh!! f-ssyhole ._.
open air pub. taking place on the lower field at mcgill university at the beginning of each semester.
“man, we spent, like, all afternoon at oap. then we went to poli 227 totally trashed.”
someone who is old and putrid. generally the old hag living opposite.
yuck, that women is ancient and smells like rotting dead people. yep she must be an o.a.p.
old aged pensioner
an abbreviation for obsessed and proud

can be pr-nounced as ope.
aar fan: i love the all american rejects! i have all their posters up in my room and i own both of their cds!

friend: you’re really weird.

aar fan: no, i’m o.a.p!
1. an acronym for one act play.

2. a uil compet-tion in which a play with only one act is performed.
i made allstar cast in oap!
over affectionate parents.
you walk into the room, and your beloved parents are going at it asif they’re 40 year old amateur soft-p-rn stars.
it’s enough to make any innocent teenager feel physically sick.
olivia: ‘i walked into the room today and my parents were totally making out and aahhh they make me sick! they’re f-cking oap’s.’

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