Oatmeal Cookie


uh, its a cookie made from oatmeal. its not s-x, or sodomy or anything like that you f-cking f-gs!
i had a delicious oatmeal cookie from my cookie jar this morning.
the act of ingesting scat with a spoon while pleasuring oneself in a s-xual manner.
i had the house all to myself last night, so i had the best oatmeal cookie of my life!

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