Obeausity
the theory that it would be easier to change our definition of beauty than to loose weight
instead of liking thin girls, ive turned to obeausity
she’s hot = obeausity
yet another excuse for fat people not to put down the fork.
fat b-tch: oiinm,m nmnbot fgadat, imim,m oilgbfdauedtgdigfsdfy11! lk;ko;oo;o;ooo;olol
me: jesus f-cking christ, you’re fingers are so gargantuanly lardy that you can’t type without hitting all the adjacent keys. stop with the stupid little denial phrases and lose some weight already!!
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