obituary


a final summation of our lives that, for most, occupies less than an inch of sp-ce in what will shortly become cage liner for the neighbor’s parakeet.
joe smith (1945 – 2003)
hard worker, husband and father of two…thats about it, nothing special about this guy.
1. a list of the dead, or a register of anniversary days when service is performed for the dead.
obituaries: that which pertains to, or is called forth by, the obit or death of a person; esp., an account of a deceased person; a notice of the death of a person, accompanied by a biographical sketch
oh d-mn….

we lost y-sser arafat and old dirty b-st-rd in the same week??
my world no longer has any meaning.

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