object-oriented programming

the most overrated and overhyped programming paradigm on earth.

frequently leads to over-engineering and is at the moment most commonly done using the java programming language, which has a particularly sh-tty brand of object-orientation. other popular object-oriented programming languages include c++ and c#.
idiot: man, that’s such a hard project. let’s use object-oriented programming to make out life easier.
rock-star programmer: you’re fired.

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