Occam’s Taser


principle that states, “ent-ties must not be tased beyond necessity.” often colloquially phrased as “don’t tase me, bro!” corollary to occam’s razor.
university of florida police didn’t heed occam’s taser, despite andrew meyer’s pleas to the contrary.

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