Oceana County
1. 2nd poorest county in michigan with high unemployment and a great lakeside view!
2. most hick-ss, boring, and remote county for anything interesting.
1. hey dude, i just got back from college to visit you back in oceana countyman!
where’s your house again?…ooops.
2. d-mn it sucks living around here in oceana county with no restaurants, cinemas, malls, or anything else.
yeah. wanna go throw rocks at cars?
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