Ock language
developed in the land of the ninja’s and perfected in the hills filled with hokies, the ock language is a form of communication for the inebriated. the secret language still perplexes many bystanders and evil doers, and allows the true duder to seperate themselves from the pack.
walker: “sock hock i tock, i a mock fock u c-ck k-ck e dock u pock!”
evil doer: “their ock language is weaking my force field!”
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