Octopus Grip
when the male genitalia is gripped by a hand moving in an octopus-like motion with all five fingers.
this is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.
note: not to be confused with the more portable squid grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).
guy 1: “yo dawg, have you heard of octopus grip?”
guy 2: “i was havin’ a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, n-gg-h!”
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