Ofcourtion


a combination of “of course” and “abortion,” it is an abortion that is unquestionably the desired course of action regarding an unwanted pregnancy. coined by gilbert gottfried in 2013.
you know laurie was carrying shane’s zombie baby. b-tch should have had an ofcourtion!

i took my pregnant girlfriend to the doctor and he asked if we wanted to consider an abortion. i said, “no, we want an ofcourtion! get rid of it!”

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