office donkey
the loud obnoxius person in the office that does not know they are the loud obnoxius person. also chews gum with their mouth open and is very annoying to everyone in the office environment.
“have you met the new girl annie today, bob?” “yeah, you mean that office donkey she’s one annoying b-tch.
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