Office Eyes Syndrome
a syndrome which occurs to many contact-lens wearers, as well as some non-contact-lens wearers, when exposed to 8 hours of the office envirnoment per day. the office environment includes, harsh flourescent lighting, glare from computer screens, dry air due to excessive air-conditioning, etc. sypmtoms include redness, itchy eyes, some tears, smudged eye make-up (women only)
joe: hey mary, are you ok? it looks as though you’ve been crying…
mary: no, joe, it’s just a case of office eyes syndrome. the air-conditioning is drying my eyes out!!
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