Ogre santa


a giant beer bellied demonic mormon possessed by evil spirits that unleashes its fury on greedy little children during x-mas and new years day.
son:mom, you better give me everything i want or i wont wear this on!
mom:ill give you an ogre santa, so do not disobey.
-kid shivers in frozen solid fear-

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