while receiving f-ll-t– from a woman, the man positions her in a horizontal position and crouches above her mouth. he inserts his manhood into her oral cavity and begins to thrust. when finished, the man -j-c-l-t-s in her mouth, jumps up and screams black gold! he then sprints out of the room and never speaks to her again.
justin caught me totally off guard last weekend when he decided it would be a good idea to start oil drilling me, and now he won’t answer my phone calls.
hidi =soooooooooooo pretty =gorgeous =amazin =super cool oipxsio is the greatest! hidi be soooooooo pretty o is for obest i is for idiotic p is for pig x is for sp-cing the 6 letters s is for stoopid! i is for its o is for out! stick it together u have obest idoitic pig. stoopid! […]
- old bag
a haggard, perpetually grumpy, good for nothing elderly woman. gertrude: “so frank, did you hear about walt’s little doctor’s visit? seems the rectal examination made him a little bit squeamish. let me tell you…” walt: “for christ’s sake! shut up, you old bag, and grab me a cold one!” grumpy old bat who doesnt do […]
- old geezer
an elderly person that is usaually very old. oh my, that man and women are old geezer’s. when a male puts his j-zz on the females eyes, thus blinding her, then kicks the legs of the female counterpart making it impossible to walk. i gave that b-tch the “old geezer” after last nights performance in […]
old person my grandpa called me a youngin so i called him an oldin.
a bad -ss. with a big d-ck niki: look at that oldland