when you tape a p-ssed-out chick’s eyes open so it’s not weird when you’re f-cking her.
becky was sooo drunk last night and i finally got a chance to give her the oklahoma owl.
a proven diet of water, craft beer, and protein powder, designed to prepare pudgy americans for the rigors of the best holimonth of the year, oktoberfest! (as endorsed by your good friends hans and franz) hans: how do you keep up your fabulous physique and not look like a girlie-man? franz: apart from pumping iron, […]
- olde english 800
probably the most delicious beverage on the planet “do u mind if i enjoy some of your delicious o.e playa?” “i love olde english 800 due to its fine malty goodness and tasty qualities” its a type of 40 that consists of malt liquor yo, i’m about to go pick up an old english 800
- old hag
old fat ugly woman, can be a witch, most of the time is. sometimes has a horribly lazy eye and cant hear worth cr-p. me:hey f-cktardjoo mama is an old hag you: wahhhhhh! i want my mama! usually seen around an old geezer. she yells at young boys p-ssing by dragging sticks across her fence, […]
- Old Schooling
the process of crushing a 30 pack between the driver and p-ssenger on a long roadtrip. the cans must be thrown out the window at cars and other vehicles on the trip. max and dennis are taking a roadtrip out west. what better way to do it? they are old schooling it with a 30 […]
- on a leash
same thing as whipped but its the opposite.usaully a boy/boyfriend that owns a girl/girlfriend. boy: hey go get me that now girl: no boy: now! girl: ok viewer 1: dam boy got girl on a leash viewer 2: i know