Old Lady Hack


old lady hack – (also called tonsilith or tonsil stone) are caused by of any of the following getting stuck in the tonsils:

– food particles
– dead white blood cells
– oral bacteria

they are described as having a nasty odor like halitosis concentrated into a small stone. they look like cottage cheese in color and texture.
small white pellets from back of throat being coughed/appearing up in your mouth these are old lady hacks.

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