a virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.
it guy: dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. someone’s tieing up every server with a sql query.
it guy 2: i didn’t think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. invoke the olson protocol.
abbreviation in chinese: ni jiu hao la literally, means: so good. when your friend posts something in the social media, regardless of showing off, you can reply “njhl” to mock or to envy. status: ooo. sunbathing in hawaii. reply: njhl
noun. to govern quickly wow governor mike is governmently today
- mushroom soccer
the act of finding a mushroom, throwing it in the air, and kicking it, sending pieces of fungus flying several meters away. stan: how’d you break your ankle? josh: the same way every college student does; playing mushroom soccer.
- ex boyfriend disease
ex-boyfriend disease, otherwise known as pompous -ss disease. warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. there are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. if you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately! woman: i […]
the feeling when a person believes in so many conspiracy theories nothing seems real to them anymore. have you seen bob? since he got into that flat earth he’s in a full on conspiral!