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• Old James

  drug dealer. typically a homeless man who makes his living by selling weed to underaged kids. youth #1 “hey man, i’m out of weed.” youth #2 “that’s alright man, we can just go buy some from the lovable old james.” youth #1 “h-ll yeah, old james is the man.”

• orangacular boobabities

  the part of a woman’s body that men seem to find questionable pleasure in. often located directly below the collar bone. allthough in some cases, they will point in various directions and sag towards the naval area. “it seems gravity has gotten ahold of me and i have misplaced my orangacular b–babities.”

• Orc'd

  the act of having intercourse with a middle aged chinese-black man that foams at the mouth (a common sign of rabies). it’s only considered being “orc’d” if the man has one wart at the base of his p-n-s and goes through flop sweats as he -j-c-l-t-s. timothy: dude, i got orc’d for the first time […]

• sasqaatch

  a loving way to describe monstrous acts (of love or of weirdness) of your girlfriends. derived from the term “sasquatch”. girlfriend 1: “omg, i’m so hungry i could eat a horse.” girlfriend 2: “girl, you are such a sasqaatch.”

• org porn

  short for “organizational p-rnography”: any photo(s) of immaculately, impossibly organized shelves of kitchenware, office supplies, etc. which professional organizers – & hopelessly disorganized perfectionists – salivate over. ooohhh … check out this org p-rn of a catalog i just got. everything’s color-matched and nothing’s out of place … all the gl-sses match … could … […]

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