OMKJ
a specific version of oh my jonas. related to one jonas brother, kevin. girl ranging from 12- 18 will generally use the term omkj or any other version of omj when talking about anything, even if its completely unrelated to the jonas brothers.
” wow the concert last night was awesome”
“omkj kevin is by far the hottest jonas”
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