a neologism referring to inappropriately claiming right of first refusal (“dibs”) on everything within a specific group of people or item
suj: i like that girl over there, and that one, and that one over there too, ooh and that one too
alan: can’t call omnidibs bro!
a man known to have mastered masturbation to perfetion – lao, sett onnemannen? – ne, tippar han e å onnar.
a w-nker; someone who m-st-rb-t-s frequently. d-mn, nikhil is such a paddywagger you can smell it on his clothes.
when you forget where you left your car. i popped into the supermarket to pick up some groceries but when i came out i came down with a real bad dose of parkingsons. for the life of me i couldn’t remember where i left my car.
the act of deleting or editing a comment on facebook to make the thread of the conversation look like you are being reasonably and the other person is a d-ck. oh look, you’ve changed the reply from “suck my d-ck!!!” to “but i don’t know why you are being so unreasonable?” i’ve been parsoned again!
- piece of pizza
when you eat the booty of a potato-faced b-tt while she on her period. ah man! i f-ck-d a “piece of pizza” and it got all over my papa john’s!