Omnimpotence
1. the inability to do anything correctly.
2. the ability to never be aroused by anything, no matter how s-xy. in addition, this also includes the ability to turn anyone and everyone else around you off, regardless of the level of eroticism including but not limited to all-encomp-ssing hormonal teenagerism.
good ol’ omnimpotent ian, i heard he tried to make breakfast for his children and ended up burning his hair off, flooding the house with radon, and impregnating the family dog.
it’s not you baby, i have an incurable case of omnimpotence. you could have 6 b–bs, all as big as my head, and be here with three of your ultra hot friends and it wouldn’t wiggle an iota.
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