an expression of disgust when something doesn’t go one’s way
sam: uh, you spelt that wrong
suzy: ach, omoot!
- one eyed fool
name given to ones p-n-s don’t listen to the “one eyed fool”.
- on the booze hard
someone who is an alcoholic. someone who drinks a lot and very often, even during the day. someone who is drunk all the time. girl 1: hey can i sleep over at your house tonight? girl 2: not tonight. you know my mom is on the booze hard. she’ll be p-ssed out.
inflammation of the ear caused by the germ streptococcus pneumoniae, a.k.a. the one that causes pneumonia doctor: the reason why you can’t hear is because you have ot-tis. patient: what? doctor: godd-mnit!! i said you have ot-tis! patient: what? doctor: if you say what one more time, i’ll kill you patient: what? the disease which […]
- otto von bismarck
a brilliant, pragmatic statesman and who worked to unify germany and was the first chancellor of the german empire. he practiced realpolitik, a pragmatic approach that is often represented as machiavellian. he was called the iron chancellor because of a speech he made saying that “the great questions of the time will not be resolved […]
when you “motorboat” or blow with your lips pressed between another persons b-tt cheeks. i walked into my parents room last week and they were outboarding.