onamonapenis
the sound your p-n-s makes when you -j-c-l-t-. the sound you hear is the whispers of your future.
jack and jill were having ses and jill heard jack’s onamonap-n-s whisper to her that she is now el pregante. congragles!
the sound your p-n-s makes when you -j-c-l-t-. the sounds you hear are whispers of your future.
jack and jill were having ses and then jill heard jack’s onamonap-n-s whisper to her that she was now el pregante (pregnant).
congragles!
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