One-Kleiner


noun. a brief exchange of information in which an individual uses the false pretense of authority to make guarentees and promises which indirectly cause isolated pockets of chaos to occur.
bob: “they thought i worked at the store, so i gave them my absolute guarentee that for the next half hour all of the loose candy they could grab was free.”

sam: “wow, nice one-kleiner”

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