one pound fish


a fish costing £1 sold to ladies for so very very cheap that you can also get six for £5.

selling £1 fish well gets you a chart topping music video dancing with s-xy ladies.
come on ladies, come on ladies
£1 fish, £1 fish
have-a, have-a look
£1 fish
very, very good, very, very cheap
one pound fish
six for £5, £1 each
a loser dancing around like a h-m-.
“very,very good; one pound fish. very,very cheap; one pound fish”. i lost my hat

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