one pump chump
a man who -j-c-l-t-s nearly immediately upon initiation of s-xual intercoure; eg., after one or two thrusts.
‘d-mn girl, that man ain’t never gonna last long enough to please you; he’s a one pump chump!’
term used to define a man with less than admirable stamina in bed.
that guy i slept with last night was a one pump chump.
a friend who has his first ever relationship in his life, and his first time f-cking he only lasts thirty seconds in her v-g-n-
josh: so i heard you lasted 30 seconds sean: meah… she was tight josh:yea okay you dont thrust once and call it quits you one pump chump you go back and pounce on it
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