one-titty rule
a cinematic axiom defining cl-ssy, “artistic” nudity; hollywood nudity is typified by exploitative close-ups and medium shots that both light and frame t-tties for the clearest view possible of the entire upper torso; art cinema, conversely, tends to abide by the one-t-tty rule, by which, through either framing, lighting, or, staging, or some combination of the three, only one nipple is visible at a time.
sure david cronenberg’s “crash” is possibly the most s-xually explicit movie of the notorious pervert’s career, but the canadian master is careful throughout to observe the one-t-tty rule.
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