onion fuck
n. un’yun f-k – a woman with a hot body, but an ugly face. derived from the fact that before you f-ck her, you’d like to raise her skirt above her head and tie a rope around it to keep it in place, thereby creating an onion-dome shape.
v. – to actually f-ck such a woman in such a manner.
dopey guy, walking behind woman with hot body: “whoa, i’d like to get s-ssy with that ch-ssis!”
same dopey guy, after seeing same woman turn around to reveal her b-tt-ugly face: “d-mn, an onion f-ck! i wonder if she’ll let me onion f-ck her.”
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