onyx the fortuitous


onyx the fortuitous (aka weird gamer guy, weird satanist guy, weird arby’s guy, weird furry guy, etc.) is a well known internet personality played by andrew bowser. he has his own webshow called “the shadow zone.” he formerly lived in his mother’s bas-m-nt and is commonly seen drinking tiny wines.

known catchphrases by him are “i dunno”, “____ is pretty cool!” “choke me devil daddy, choke me!” “notice me senpai, notice me!” “how deep does that hole go?”
onyx the fortuitous is the s-xiest man on the planet.

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