OOKPTSD
short for “out-of-kitchen post-traumatic stress disorder”. refers to the fact that women who bring home the bacon (primary breadwinners) feel a complicated mix of emotions, the result of being independent and career-oriented while also feeling guilty about not being at home and raising the family.
if she has ookptsd, she should just quit her job as a lawyer and raise the kids.
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