pirate doctor


a physician that happens to work with and on pirates. this doctor specializes in sword and cannon wounds. he wears an eye patch and scrubs with a sword at his side.
the infamous patch adams was a pirate doctor and was responsible for keeping the crew of the black pearl healthy and happy.

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