Open Faced Sandwich
the female version of teabagging. the naked v-g-n- goes right on a person’s nose.
the name originates from the appearance of some v-g-n-s.
person a: oh sh-t that dude is p-ssed the f-ck out. someone should teabag him.
person b: f-ck that, someone go get that drunk girl to give him a nice big open faced sandwich.
when a women leaves her used maxi pad on top of a trash can (usually in a bathroom) for everyone to see.
clem saw an open faced sandwich in cecile’s bathroom trash can today, vomiting ensued quickly thereafter.
an open-faced sandwich is when you fart while wearing no pants, boxers, or underwear, so being bare, naked, or nude, and you can smell it from a far distance away, like from another room.
i made an open-faced sandwich, and my brother screamed when he smelled it in the other room.
s-xual maneuver where the female is positioned in a split on the ground, pelvis facing skyward.
the male squats over her and defecates upon her v-lv-, creating an “open faced sandwich”.
d-mn, this girl wanted an open faced sandwich on the first date? marriage. material.
while having s-x with a woman (either v-g-n-lly or -n-lly), the man uses a d-ld- on the other available orifice, producing the feel of a sandwich, without the extra man involved.
my girlfriend wanted a threesome with another guy, but i told her i’d just give her an open faced sandwich.
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